Husbands, during this time of social distancing we know that you will have many new questions about married life. You may find that your formerly biddable and happy wife now gives you short answers and wry looks as you relax in your customary chair after “work”. She may even slam her pots and pans in the kitchen with more than usual force while she is preparing your dinner. Your children, too, will likely be less well-presented than you have been accustomed to expect, when they greet you for their evening kiss.
Hilarious! The dry sarcasm is pitch perfect. I hope Tory appreciated it instead of raising the pots and pans fortissimo
If you wrote that Chris, I'd like to know how much longer you'll be in the hospital. An address for a get well card would be good too.
Well my wife's comment was "you think you're funny don't you" but she said it with a smile so I think I'm ok!